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Cain: Build The Great Wall Of China, Fill A Moat With Alligators

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GOP President candidate Herman Cain:

I just got back from China. Ever heard of the Great Wall of China? It looks pretty sturdy. And that sucker is real high. I think we can build one if we want to! We have put a man on the moon, we can build a fence! Now, my fence might be part Great Wall and part electrical technology…It will be a twenty foot wall, barbed wire, electrified on the top, and on this side of the fence, I’ll have that moat that President Obama talked about. And I would put those alligators in that moat!
Not to be outdone, former Senator and current GOP presidential candidate is calling for sharks with lasers on their heads to be put in moat rather than alligators.  

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